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she can't be any older than 13, and how much you wanna bet they are related?

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i drank more on new years day than i did new years eve. i am definitely paying for it today. my back, legs, feet and liver are sore today.

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i prefer dayglo wrapping paper, thank you.

all i want are those little silver balls that are used to decorate cookies. do you know what i am talking about?

apparently, this is too much to ask. i have been to 6 stores in town, and the little silver balls are nowhere to be found.

they were probably discontinued due to being a health hazard. i'm mean, really, can it be good for you to eat sugar sweetened metal?

merry christmas.

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does corn syrup expire?

i have an interview in an hour which i am not at all prepared.

i know my strong points, but what is good weakness to spill in an interview (i hate this question).

also, since my mind is drawing a blank, someone give me an example of a time that i used good customer service skills to handle a difficult situation. how about a time i made a mistake with a customer and had to correct it.

any good ideas would be appreciated since i am going to end up making it up anyway.

i only have ONE present left to buy. i have never been finished this early before. it feels sooooooo good.

i told kiley that all she is getting this year are pink and purple windbreaker outfits with big turquoise butterfly print. oh, and pro-wings. what's the fun in having kids if you can't torture them a little?

I am about to spit out the quickest comp paper ever. I'm giving myself 30 minutes. I don't even care if it makes sense. I am typing it up and pressing the submit button. The paper is already late, and I have agonized enough about the damn thing. Besides, I DO NOT want to be sitting in front of this computer all night.